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bagginshield-anthology · 2 years ago

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Thorin, in the throes of dragonsickness: "why am I always gaslit and never girl bossed?"

Bilbo: *eyerolls in boyfriend with lost patience*

I said this to my friend and thought it was a perfect Bagginshield dynamic

#bagginshield #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #the hobbit #bilbo x thorin #thilbo #bagginshield dynamics #bagginshield headcanons #this definitley happened at some point #thorin sending all his bitches to search the arkenstone #feels like he's constantly getting gaslit #bilbo is literally his girlboss #and is so done with him #let's be real here

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stil-lindigo · 1 year ago

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hobie motherfuckin' brown!!!!!!

#i am so normal about hobie brown (lie)#what the hell has this movie done to me #i have taken art drugs #cant. stop. drawing him. oh my god #its hard to tell but the webbing behind him spells out his name #my anticapitalist king. im sorry but i /will/ be purchasing a poster of you #hobie brown #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #spiderman #spiderman across the spiderverse #stillindigo art

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noknowshame · 2 years ago

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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

#instant conversation enders for my multiple youth pastor cousins #don’t say it (I’m gonna say it)#The Child is The Price #but i mean come on #as someone who isn't actually even christian the real-life historical version of this is still cursed as fuck #i mean we know that jesus was a person who existed. whatever circumstances he was born in #its terrifyingly ominous to imagine being so unaware of the affect your child will have on the future of humanity #time itself will one day be counted around your birth of him #and all because he will suffer an excruciatingly painful death that you will not be able to prevent #not only that. but regardless of his or your intentions #regardless of whether there is a god #for millenea unfathomable millions will have blood spilled and will spill blood in his name #atrocities will be committed that you cannot even conceive of #and all on his and your behalf #you love your child. its beautiful. but there's horror in what you've done. because everyone else will love him too #and what's more dangerous than that?

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vvildside · 5 months ago

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chilchuck looks so cunt here okaaayyyy no wonder marcille want the pouch too he straight up looks like modeling for it

#he looks so sassy too like yup my job done *snap shut the purse*#I'm so obsessed with him #chilchuck #dungeon meshi #vvildside's ramblings

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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months ago

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The true meaning behind FNAF princess quest

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hinamie · 7 months ago

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spins him around trying to understand the pink mop he calls hair

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #itadori yuuji #yuuji #jjk #fanart #jjk fanart #yuuji itadori #sukuna #if u squint lmao #he is THE boy of all time i love him so very much #in my desperate attempts to make his hair look consistent i appear to have made it . wavy..#its not my fault i couldnt help it i was desperate i needed something other than spIKES #so i made a main swoopy bit to centre myself #lisen ok liSTEN if it works it works and this is my ref sheet now @ future me ur welcome :3 #this was helpful but at the same time it certainly reinforced my hatred for Short Hair Back View #improvement hell . but it will get better . (coping)#every1 pick a favourite i lov the middle one . best front facing bust ive done in a minute <3

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sleeqymoon · 12 days ago

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cutest sunshine in the entire universe, space, and beyond 🗣️ 🌺

#my art #daisuke mouthwashing #mouthwashing game #mouthwashing #mouthwashing fanart #daisuke fanart #fanart #procreate #artists on tumblr #art #digital art #mouthwashing daisuke #I’m so normal about him guys #spoilers so don’t read past this but that one scene made me CRY #I’d do anything for him #I haven’t done a fully colored piece in a minute oml #yap session over lmao #daisuke mouthwashing fanart

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bet-on-me-13 · 2 months ago

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Bruce owes Danny money. He does Not want to pay up.

So! Danny had to run away from Amity Park when his parents discovered his Powers. But every time he tried to stay in a single place in America, they somehow managed to find him.

Turns out, they were working with the GIW to track him using the GIW's resources and the Fenton's Genius to find him everywhere he ran to. Eventually, Danny figured he had had enough and ran to Europe where the GIW had no Jurisdiction.

After wandering for a while, Danny was found and recruited by the League of Assasins. He was powerful, skilled, and connected to the Lazarus Pits, so they approached him with a job offer.

They would hide him from the Fentons, who had began to search for him in Europe independently, and in return he would work for them as an Assasin.

Considering his situation, Danny agreed.

He began training to be an Assasin, supplementing his Ghost Abilities with the abilities of an Assasin to become even more Stealthy.

While training under the League, Danny met another recruit simply known as Bruce. They trained together for years, even going on a few missions together gathering intel, and using disguises to hid in plain sight.

On one of these missions, Danny lent Bruce some money with the promise to get paid back when they returned to the League. That same night, Bruce left the League of Assasins and never came back.

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Bruce was sitting in the Batcave going over a case with Tim, Jason was off to the side cleaning his Guns, and Dick and Cass were holding an acrobatics competition in their Obstacle Course, with Damien, Steph, and Duke cheering them on.

Suddenly an Eldritch Emerald Light sprang to life in the center of the Batcave, and everybody dropped what they were doing and sprang to action.

Slowly, a glowing green figure emerged from the Light. He appeared Eldritch in Nature, as if he existed in multiple layers of reality at once and looking at him gave them minor headaches. Then, the figure spoke up.

"BRUCE. ITS BEEN 15 YEARS. YOU STILL OWE ME 16 DOLLARS."

Recognizing Danny, Bruce took a moment to compose himself before responding.

"Fuck Off."

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bluegiragi · 3 days ago

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i drew johnny "soap" mactavish as phreak (the original design) from overwatch.

bonus (just for fun):

#this is the most random thing ive ever done #i just saw hazard's design and my inner ovw fan which had laid dormant for over 5 years revived like it was frankenstein's monster #from phreak to hazard...can we talk about a diva down #he was supposed to have a stupid monster energy mohawk...and hes scottish???#sorry. i had to draw johnny as him #this is so stupid and indulgent i really dont know guys #the target audience of this post is one person and that person is me #this will never happen again #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #overwatch #phreak #giragi art

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canisalbus · 2 months ago

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✦ Come hell or high water ✦

#own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #art #artists on tumblr #Vasco #Machete #anthro #scenthound #sighthound #dogs #canine #animals #Vasco's worries and insecurities creep out at night when his sunny and optimistic shield is at it's thinnest #when did their situation become so dire? what could have they done differently?#how powerless he feels when facing Machete's ailing health and the snare that keeps tightening around his neck at work #every time he visits him there's less of him left #how much would he be prepared to risk to keep them both safe if it came to that #and would they succeed if they somehow tried to make a break for it and leave everything behind

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pangur-and-grim · 2 months ago

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my heart can't take this......Belphie now dashes ahead of me in the mornings and clambers up to sit on the scale, because he knows that after medicating he gets half a tube of churu